| Wednesday, September 21st, 2005 |
| 10:49 am |
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| Monday, September 5th, 2005 |
| 12:41 am |
Tonight's comic made me do the Lollerdance as I was writing it. This may be purely a regional disease, so for background information, Google it your own damn self. Dag. ( insurance against not getting fucked in the ass ) Current Mood: in-jokeyCurrent Music: Joe Jackson |
| Monday, August 22nd, 2005 |
| 10:09 pm |
defecating on your microphone
Oh god that party I was talking about last post? It was amazing. By amazing, I meant I got fairly trashed, smoked gratuitous amounts of other people's coffin nails (including American Spirits, which sort of taste like ass - give me my chemical additives, plzkthx), listened to the world's worst early-90s mix cd ever on repeat, watched someone I didn't know pass out on the carpet, made constant sex jokes, and made a new enemy by insulting some girl loudly from afar (she was swimming, because this was one of those suburb parties with the moneyed folk, and I kept drunkenly yelling "WATERFAG! WATERFAG!" It seemed terribly clever at the time.). And then came home at 6:30 in the morning. HOLLA. I ate a Slim Jim and two Marlboro Reds for breakfast, then slept for like ten hours. Then made that shit down there under the cut. There is a point to telling you all this, and the point is: today's comic is based on a joke I made that night/morning. That makes Harry my Marty-Stu. CAPSLOX4EVA. ( it would count for my community service hours. ) Current Music: hub city stompers |
| Saturday, August 20th, 2005 |
| 3:50 pm |
WORD UP
HAAAYYYYY GUUUYYYYYZZZZZ I started a House comic. Not like this, I actually am drawing that one and making some attempt to keep everyone in character. ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) _thickasabrick. I am not angry about anything at the moment. Perhaps it is the prospect of partying in the near future, perhaps my chakras are all aligned. Perhaps I am laughing too hard at my own fucking comic to feel bad about, like, Africa. Not that I ever feel bad about Africa. ( And we'll play that Cameo video constantly! ) |
| Saturday, August 13th, 2005 |
| 4:33 pm |
N***a axe about me.
STILL haven't read it. At this point I'm a little scared to waltz into my local branch of the Free Library of the City of Brotherly Ass-fucking and then try to figure out if it'd be in the kid's section or the YA section while trying to look like I'm immersed in the new nonfiction rack. And then, once the book is procured, promptly cover it with lots of James Bond books. Shh, I'm a nerd ninja. Nobody knows! On the Philly drama front: Beanie! Freeway! I smell some classic dis tracks coming. On the Philly drama front pt 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH T.O. HAHAHA. I LOVE YOU. When I saw the aerial footage of his house, I nearly died. Best. Sports. Moment. OFALLTIME. That's right guys, it's LOLZERPALOOZA down here. To wit:  "Owens also was happy to discuss his lunch of eight egg whites and multigrain toast at Bob Evans."HAHAHAHAHA ONWARDS -----> ( Harry wants to cater 2 U ) Current Mood:  hungryCurrent Music: Twista |
| Thursday, August 11th, 2005 |
| 6:35 pm |
Let's be splendid about this -
Beanie Sigel's out of jail, you guys. I hope you're celebrating. I know I certainly am. Still haven't read The She-Male Princess. Have read some fic, that's almost the same thing. I'm holding out for a Draco/Slughorn novel-length fic wherein the real-life issues involved with having a Daddy Bear are gently and greasily explored. I think all HP tie-ins should be scratch-and-sniff. Like My Little Ponies. So you'd buy a little Harry Potter action figure, and it would smell like cupcakes. I think Harry should smell like cupcakes. I vote for that to be the main plot of Book 7 - Harry gets hit with an Unspeakable that makes all your limbs fall off and disintegrate into sparkly powder that smells like cupcakes. ( Voldemort's fresh to death, dressed to impress ) Current Music: Cassidy - Pimp |
| Saturday, July 23rd, 2005 |
| 2:17 pm |
I dropped too many rhymes
I have been on vacation and AS SUCH have not been able to SPURT GREAT GOBS OF BRILLIANCE AT YOU &c. I have, however, been so heart-rendingly sober that even if I had been given access to a computer and MSPAINT I would most likely been SADLY NONPLUSSED. I may have even drawn pictures of kittens and rainbows and teenage sluts instead of new-canon-inspired wit and charm. I have not read the book (It´s a scary proposition. I bet little girls with cardboard wizard hats and canker sores are beating up all the old ladies at the library for that shit, man. Kids is fucking VICIOUS.) but I have read all your posts and have decided that all I need to know is that some fat dude already has a fan community. God, I hope he eats Hermione. And by eat I do not mean EAT OUT as in ORALLY PLEASURE but, rather, as in cutting off her face and fucking roasting that shit with some onions and red peppers. Fatty McFattypants VS Pinko Nerdenstein = that commie bitch going down fast. And that´s the unfuckinvarnished TROOF. (I lost my template and the font I used and can´t be fucked to remake it exactly so if this comic is not shaped quite like the others, well, then, shut the fuck up and take it like the fag you are.) ( HARRY POTTER AND THE PRINCE OF MONACO ) Current Music: Amerie |
| Friday, May 20th, 2005 |
| 10:14 pm |
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| Friday, April 22nd, 2005 |
| 6:19 pm |
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| Monday, April 11th, 2005 |
| 8:37 pm |
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| Saturday, April 2nd, 2005 |
| 12:15 am |
My throat-gland-things are massively swollen. It's nice that I'm sick two weekends in a row, I mean, I was getting a little worried about all the fun I was having. Shit. By all rights, I should be MASSIVELY SWOLLEN WITH ALCOHOL right now. *watches Good Times skate past to disco music* ( i keep my tact in the garage, next to the bags of cement. ) |
| Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 |
| 10:56 pm |
I was friended by 30 people in one day. That's boggling. Not as boggling as tonight's episode of House, but boggling nonetheless. Thanks, daily_snitch. Current Mood: boggled |
| 11:17 am |
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| Saturday, March 26th, 2005 |
| 9:00 pm |
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| Sunday, March 13th, 2005 |
| 11:51 am |
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| Sunday, March 6th, 2005 |
| 9:36 pm |
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| Saturday, March 5th, 2005 |
| 6:46 pm |
And a one -
Sorry for the delay; I got sucked into House and the attending fandom, complete with unfinished fics and fanart. But I've returned!! Not exactly triumphantly, but... Let's just say I'm slouching towards Hogwarts with a chip on my shoulder and a well-stocked supply of headache medicine. ( To the Evilmobile! ) Current Mood:  snarkyCurrent Music: jimmy cliff |
| Sunday, February 13th, 2005 |
| 3:00 pm |
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| Tuesday, February 8th, 2005 |
| 5:19 pm |
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| Friday, February 4th, 2005 |
| 6:09 pm |
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full (of your mom)